A day in the life of ...
[closing accessories box]
Hey Joey, can you stop rummaging through the box please?
Ah goo ga dowan.
[grab back remote, putting it back on telly]
And how many times must I tell you not to fiddle with the remote!
Eh nah no no.
[grabs toddler from running out the door]
Hey Joey mummy needs to park the car, don't run out the front door!!!
Waaaaaaah!
[tries to brush toddler's teeth]
And can you hold still so I can brush your teeth!?
Hahahahah hehehehe
[daddy gets stepped on]
OUCH! Hey Joey! Stop that!
[come on Joey, daddy needs to hang the laundry]
eh eH EH!!!
posted by MINH at 12:43 am
3 Comments:
Hey man!
Take charge! Show him who the boss is.
Here are Homer's hints:
[closing accessories box]
Joey, stop rummaging through the box. STOP IT. NOOOOOOW!!!!
"Yes, da da"
[grab back remote, putting it back on telly]
Hey! I paid for this! It's MINE! MINE! MINE!
"OK, da da"
[grabs toddler from running out the door]
Hey Joey, did you know that cars can squish people pretty bad?
"Good point, da da"
[tries to brush toddler's teeth]
(No need to say anything. Just put him in a headlock. He won't be laughing at you anymore...)
[daddy gets stepped on]
That's good Joey. Now, it's my turn...
[come on Joey, daddy needs to hang the laundry, and if you misbehave, you're going on the clothesline too, buddy!]
Great ideas Homer ... but it sounds a bit too idealised for me -- is that your mode of fathering???
Yep, that's me alright!
Idea-rised. Lots of good ideas.
Oh - IDEALISED.
Hmmm...
IDEAL-ISED.
I DEAL ISED
I DEAL I SED.
Yes, I get it now.
I usually DEAL out what I SED if them kids don't listen.
Um, is that what you were getting at? Glad I could help!
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